First Top 10
10. Kikoman – A blind man went to the fish market, and, upon reaching the market, said: “Good morning, ladies!”
9. Oscardelahopia – If your husband goes: “Araaay! Yung buhok ko, sumabit sa braces mo! Dahan-dahan kasi..” (referring to his bigote, of course)
8. Camilla Rosa – “Aray! Puwede isang daliri lang ang gamitin, wag tatlo?” (referring to a shiatsu massage, of course)
7. Maximo – A woman to the doctor who’s examining her breast: “Doc tonsilitis po ang ipinunta ko dito…”
6. Twylyt – A boy taking an exam rubbed his head with oil. Teacher asked why. He said: “Ang sabi po kasi ng nanay ko sa tatay ko, lagyan daw ng oil yung ulo pag ayaw pumasok…”
5. Angpaghihimagsiknijoeshred – Kapag sinabihan ka ng: “Hep hep hep, wag kang papasok diyan, labasan yan!” (ng security guard sa club)
4. Loipogi – When the HR manager returns your resumé and tells you to correct the info under SEX because you wrote: “bi-curious/straight tripper”.
3. Twylyt – If you think that sex is a pain in the ass.
2. Meatball – Dad: I love this hospital! Before sleeping they give me Viagra.
Son: Why would they do that?
Dad: So I don’t fall off the bed.
1. No name – If she shouts: “Pusod ko yan! Pusoooooood!!!”
Second Top 10
10. Gracia – If she says: “Titibayan yan?” (after you repair her shoes)
9. Loi Pogi – If someone tells you: “Bale wala ang dribble pag di naman na-shoot.”
8. Hellgirl – Kung kahit anong pump mo, ayaw pa rin tumigas. (ang biceps…)
7. Blitzkrieg – “Start from the base. Squeeze upwards over and over, until may lumabas…” (how to squeeze toothpaste from the tube)
6. Eggbert – If your blind date tells you: “Miss, what I said was, my name is Ben Dover…”
5. Ezra22 – Son came home and proudly told his father: “Dad, I just experienced my first BJ!”
Dad: That’s my boy! Well, how was it?
Son: Nakakaduwal pala…
4. Dennis – If you put the condom on your finger.
3. Greg – “Wag mong hipan. That’s not what I meant when I said, ‘blow me’…”
2. Daphnee – A girl found out that her boyfriend killed her cat, put it into siopao, and was currently eating the siopao. She told him: “That’s not what I meant when I told you to eat my pussy.”
1. Joel – (Couple making out in the dark) Boy: Hindi ka ba nage-enjoy?
Girl: Paano naman ako mage-enjoy, eh kanina mo pa sinisipsip yung hinog kong pigsa sa dibdib…
