Topic: The Top Ten Signs That You’re Dumb

First Top 10


10. KiD BuKid – If you got your girlfriend pregnant because you put your condom over your piano instead of your organ.
9. Del Almanzor – If you laugh a full week after the punchline was delivered.
8. Boknoi – Guy1: “Kumusta exam mo?” 
                    Guy2: “Puro blanko.” 
                    Guy1: “Patay!” 
                    Guy2: “Bakit?” 
                    Guy1: “Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo!”
7. Aiko – My brother was given a thermos mug. It said on the box: “Hot 1 hr, Cold 2 hrs”. He said, “Wow, after 1 hour iinit, tapos after 2 hours lalamig? Ang galing!”
6. No name – When you were told to save gas, you started farting in a jar.
5. Rikitingrikiting: Guy1: “Pangit itong sabon, ayaw bumula!” 
                                Guy2: “Tanga, eh hindi ka pa nagbabasa!” Guy1: “Mas tanga ka! Ayan o, nakalagay: ‘for dry skin’.”
4. No name – Mom: “Yung aso gutom na!” Sister: “Sige, papaliguan ko na.”
3. No name – During a spelling quiz, I asked our teacher: “Ma’am, wrong spelling wrong?”
2. No name – (A guy saw his friend type in his password) 
                       Guy1: “Ang pangit naman ng napili mong password!” 
                       Guy2: “Bakit?” 
                       Guy1: “Puro asterisk!”
1. No name – (Sa McDo) Me: “May wi-fi kayo?” 
                                         Counter girl: “Ay wala po, apple fie lang.”

Second Top 10

10. No name – Me: “Anong specialty niyo?” 
                         Waiter: “Ay wala po, puro Lipton lang.”
9. Vorvisurfan – (My friend joined a beauty contest. The Q&A went like this) 
                         Host: “Are you nervous?” 
                         Friend: “Not yet. I thank you.” (Sabay talikod)
8. Al Gore Juice – A colleague once asked the team: “Yun bang Sentral sa BSP, S or C?”
7. Incognito – While I was playing with a firecracker, my mom told me: “Pag naputulan ka ng paa, wag kang tatakbo sa kin!”
6. Isadora – When we drove to Disneyland, we saw a sign saying: “DISNEYLAND LEFT”. My cousin said: “Ay, nakaalis na daw!”
5. Jean – When bank robbers broke into the safe, the bank manager said: “Seal all exits!” Later the guards said: “Boss, nakatakas sila! Sa entrance sila lumabas eh…”
4. Chorizo Solomon – Wife 1: “Mare, subukan mong gumamit ng vibrator kapag wala si pare!” 
                                    Wife 2: “Sinubukan ko na mare. Masakit sa ngipin!”
3. Maldito – Guy: “What’s your sign? I’m a Cancer.” 
                     Girl: “Uhm…I’m a Goiter?”
2. No name – A friend worked as a med tech at a public hospital. When a patient submitted a fecal specimen.my friend said: “Ate, palagyan po ng name”. The woman returned the specimen labeled: “TAE”.
1. Jerguin22 – Teacher: “Who has experienced sex with a ghost?” 
                         Student: “Ako sir!” 
                         Teacher: (shocked) “Really? You’ve had sex with a ghost?!?” 
                         Student: “Ah GHOST ba? Akala ko GOATS…”