First Top 10
10. blitzkrieg - the girl asked the boy
girl: do you think i'm pretty.
boy: I think you have the face of the saint..... a saint bernard. "
9. mr. perk - a bf and a gf goes to the motel.
the gf sings: bulilit, bulilit ang liit-liit.
the bf responded: bulilit, bulilit sanay sa masikip.
8. iva rodas - what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? you cannot peanut butter your ummm on someones ummm.
7. astroboy - when a cherry turns red it's ready to be eaten. when a girl turns 18 she's ready to...vote
6. blitzkrieg - a girl asked the boy why he become priest.
girl: bakit ka ba nagpari?
boy: girl, ayaw kasi nilang magmadre ako.
5. NCO - what's the similarity between a banana and an old woman's boobs? they're both "saging."
4. noname - "you cannot taste me unless you take my dress" saging.
3. grandslam - paano nalaman ni pinocchio n kahoy siya? kasi nung pinapalo niya ung unggoy, ayun nagliyab.
2. homer singson - there were two ladies that were molested by two men. The first lady tries to forgive the men .
Lady 1: hindi nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa.
and the second lady reacted.
Lady 2: ay, 'yung sa akin magaling.
1. dexter - condom and napkin talking to each other.
condom: alam mo pag nabenta ka? isang linggo akong bakante:
napkin: eh ako nga, pag pumalpak ka. 9 months akong jobless.
Second Top 10
10. artium - define love. Love is affection with intention for injection in midsection during private session.
9. NCO - anong nangyari kay tweety bird nung nagalit siya? naging "Big Bird".
8. jordan - pano ginagawa ang itlog na maalat? binabalot sa brief.
7. T-camps - what is the maximum speed for sex? 68kph, kasi pag umabot ka ng 69, babaligtad ka na.
6. astroboy - girl1: hinalay ako ng lalaki sa kanto.
girl2: bilis kumain ka ng kalamansi.
girl1: bakit? para sa vitamin C.
girl2: to wipe-off that grin on your face.
5. jasminea - "OPEN WIDE!!! so i can get my tool in your mouth" said the dentist.
4. padjodaep - how are women and tornadoes alike? they make aloud noise when they come and they take the house when they leave.
3. kimpunisher - a guy came home and found his wife only in her undies.
wife: itali mo ako at gawin mo ang gusto mo.
so the guy, tied his wife...... and play DOTA.
2. sasha purse - 3 men died and went straight to hell. the devil informed them that as punishment for their sins, their thingies will be remove.
men: how?
devil: whatever your fathers jobs are.
man1's father is a lumberjack
man2's father is a blacksmith
man3's father is a popsicle maker. now imagine.
1. bongski - what do elephants used as prompons? chip.
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